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Things that occur to one in the midst of a typhoon

We are currently getting our untold million asses kicked by a large typhoon that is throwing rain and wind around kung-fu stylee with great sturm und drang.

Wife: What do we do if some large, sharp piece of stuff comes flying over and embeds itself in the (new, thus far almost pristine) house?

Me: Find its owners and sue the hell out of them for leaving large, sharp things lying around all over the place, of course.

No, I am not American, but in such circumstances what can one be but litigious? After all, we're talking about the wanton leaving-lying-around of big, sharp things here. There is a social purpose to litigating against the leaving-lying-arounders of such stuff.